February 2012
Parent: These years are the best of your life!
Me: wait what it gets worse
me: omfg, i am so tired of being fat. that's it, i'm going on a fucking diet and i'm gonna be hot for summer.
*two seconds later*
me: jesus christ, are those cinnamon rolls?
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downbutnotdeadd:
I’d really like a bedtime story. I’d do anything to talk to someone till I fell asleep.
I wonder if people think I'm attractive on here....